A Rational Animal

When I get honest, I admit I am a bundle of paradoxes. I believe and I
doubt, I hope and I get discouraged, I love and I hate, I feel bad
about feeling good, I feel guilty about not feeling guilty, I am
trusting and suspicious. I am honest and I still play games. Aristotle
said I am a rational animal; I say I am an angel with an incredible
capacity for beer.

Brennan Manning