I will not ask “What does God need with a space ship?” and then order a torpedo strike. I will order the torpedo strike first, and ponder theology on the trip home.
Taken from Viable Paradise. Many, many more funny responses taken right from the biggest, silliest plot holes in just about every Star Trek series. Awesome.
Being a fan of Wil Wheaton, I also chuckled hardily at:
I will not let the Whiz Kid conduct research aboard my ship. If he’s got a theory that he’s itching to test, I will deposit him on an uninhabited planet in friendly space, and make sure that I’m out of the system before he’s done unpacking.