Matt Shelton » funny http://www.mattshelton.net scribbling geekery, things and stuff Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:24:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 If a baby could Twitter http://www.mattshelton.net/2009/04/29/if-a-baby-could-twitter/ http://www.mattshelton.net/2009/04/29/if-a-baby-could-twitter/#comments Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:57:33 +0000 matt http://www.mattshelton.net/?p=403 Posted in geek lifequotes

If a baby could Twitter – The Boston Globe I can HIT the rattle with my HAND! Whoopee! 10:15 a.m. from bouncy chair I have never been so bored in my life. 10:16 a.m. from bouncy chair I don’t want … Continue reading →]]> If a baby could Twitter – The Boston Globe

I can HIT the rattle with my HAND! Whoopee!
10:15 a.m. from bouncy chair

I have never been so bored in my life.
10:16 a.m. from bouncy chair

I don’t want to take a nap! I don’t want to take a nap! I don’t want to take a nap! I don’t wa – asdl;jeklr aeriouaiew
11:12 a.m. from crib

@Mommy AWAKE!
12:03 p.m. from crib

Diaper change. Fresh air feels good. Clean feels good. Why is Mommy making that face?
12:17 p.m. from changing table

This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read on boston.com, period.

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